Monday, April 6, 2009

Marketing Concepts

Marketing Strategies:

How I justify marketing concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich.." Will you marry me?
That's Brand Recognition.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share

1 comment:

Adam A. said...

Ya! How come I missed that one!?!?

Maybe b'coz I'm married, so the marketing concepts is practical no longer to me. Ha ha ha!